I forgot..

Ahaha. I accidentally clicked my blog link and i decided to update. XD
Oh shit, i forgot my Nuffnang account password. Damn it. Ah well.

Ooh my last post was about Miley Cyrus. Nothing new. Still crazy about her.


I found an old cd in my dad's car. It was written 3rd March 2005 (somewhere around that time) (i was 12 years old) so i put it in the player and listened. Here are the songs that polluted my ears.. (i can actually remember) (note that i was only 12 Years Old) (remember 12) (Primary 6) (i haven't even sat for UPSR yet) (still very young) (yeah) (okay i shall stop) (12)

1. Lonely by Akon
   
2. Don't Phunk With My heart by Black Eyed Peas
3. err some weird advertisement song
4. (are you ready for this..) Lao Shu Ai Da Mi
5. Lao Shu Ai Da Mi 'Rock' Version (no kidding)
6. Lao Shu Ai Da Mi 'Acoustic' (just kill me)
7. and my ultimate favourite; Lao Shu Ai Da Mi Techno Version (awesomeee)
8. ahh then there were a few Michael Buble songs and LOTS of Simple Plan

Oh, God Save My Soul.
Yah. So the moral of the story here is...ahh don't listen to songs with the word Lao Shu in it or Da Mi..as a matter of fact don't listen to any songs sung by a cartoon-looking girl. or by someone who sings about rats. or songs sung by a dude named Akon.

Songs by a girl named Cyrus is good. Or Miley. Someone who is smileyy. And has a southern accent. And preferably has an alter ego whose rhymes with a state of any sort. For example Keanu Terengganu. ok that sucked..how bout...(argh im so tempted to say Berak Perak..or Barrack Perak XD) (Chuck Fuc..nvm) (Peyton Satan..LOL! -.-) (ok now im just rhyming names with random words) (oh wow i really suck) (i can never write poetry) (one dream dashed foreverrr) ah forget it! Only name i can think of is Bucky Kentucky and Ronald Macdonald. You get my point right.

I actually googled 'names that rhyme with Johor'. Lol.

How bout Edward Butterworth. Er, don't pronounce the 'h'. Say it like Butterwort. Edward Butterwort. Nice nice? ;) no.
I can't believe i'm cracking my head for this.



Today while on my laptop I exited out of a security program. I was then faced with a pop up that read "are you sure you want to continue without protection?" I clicked yes. I feel naughty. MLIA

ROLFMAO.


Ok i'm bored of myself. MLIA. Bye.

POS

Finally. I know.


April 8, a very important day.
June 6, also a very important day.



On a completely unrelated topic;
I can't believe i watched Hannah Montana The Movie.


I am in utter shock and amazement at how incredibly awesome the movie was. And if you can't see the sarcasm in that, you are in serious need of some...thing.

I think Hannah Montana is haunting me.


On a happier note; (Gossip Girl spoiler)
My sister is addicted to One Tree Hill and Chuck said I love you to Blair! Oh and Private Practice is awesome. So is Anton Yelchin XD


I'm so loving holidays.

still banging my head

I still cant believe i missed THIS!!!





OH MY GOSH. I missed that! How the hell could i have missed that?!! GAH! I feel like banging my head on the wall over and over and over again and then after i'm done with that, go to another part of the wall and start banging my head on it all over again.


I wanna see Liam in that hideous trenchcoat-y thing....LIVE!! T.T


OMG BLOODYSTUPIDBABISHITBODOHASSIDIOTMORON. Ah, feck. Now i gotta wait who-knows-how-many-years for them to ever come again. SHIHESERUSHKFVNKNM! Bloody guy-de-maupassant! Stupid Accounts.





Dogshit. Haha. Bloody Arsenal.
He acknowledged it. I don't know why it bloody matters but it does.


GAHHHH.


FML.




"a new light will lead us to the promise of tomorrow."
we hope so.
Malaysia Boleh. (i'm serious. no sarcasm)

You gotta get over that monkey

Who ever said 'Pain is just an illusion' has obviously never closed a door on their fingers before, or had a batted ball hit them, or been hit by Shereena, or given birth. (trust me, it all hurts like hell) (wait, i've never given birth) (so i wouldn't really know) (although judging by the way in movies they usually curse a lot when they're in labor, i gather they hurt a lot) (but i've never given birth) (wtf am i talking about) (bother)


Right.

My fingernail is showing signs of dropping soon. And i'm scared. I'm considering cellophane-taping it. Ahh, please don't drop off.

Pain is just an illusion, my ass. I tried telling myself that. Didn't work at all. I felt the pain, alright. Idiots trying to lie to me.




OH MY GOSH. Oasis tickets aren't sold out yet. I want to go! But i don't have money. Damn it.



Ah, wasted my day away killing my brain cells. Watched so many movies. XD I feel happy. Sex Drive was funny. Wasn't as idiotic as i expected it to be. And How To Lose Friends And Alienate People was also okay. Spent half the night last night watching Gossip Girl. Teehee.

October Road!! XDD






Holy shit. Everyone is addicted to Boys Over Flowers. Goodness, help me. I have a very bad feeling...

La la la la lovee..

I have many long overdue posts but who cares!


Ah Jason Mraz. He is freaking awesome dey.
I shall do this for future reminiscing sake. ;)



I ponteng-ed school

We went Larkin Bus Station and got conned by this idiotic Malaysia Cinaman. Idiot. Made us sit some lousy ass bus that left late and was so freaking hot. Started swearing my ass off. (i swore a lot during the course of the two days) Okay fine nevermind.

We finally left and i was trying to get some sleep but this two Indians were talking super loudly. I was so irritated i kept saying "Stfu lah!"

They didn't hear me though. How could they. Talking so loudly you would've thought they were competing for the Loudest Tamil Speaker In A Bus. Ok whatever. I video-ed them. Heh. But i'm too lazy to upload it. Oh wait, i have pictures. XD

Loudest Tamil Speaker In A Bus No.1

Loudest Tamil Speaker In A Bus No.2

i don't have anything against Indians. It's just these 2 were irritating the hell out of me and i was angry so i took a picture. ;)


Anyhoo, we FINALLY reached Puduraya Bus Station at around 5pm.

(i'm far too lazy to explain everything so i shall cut short)


We reach Stadium Merdeka. We saw Samuel and Darren Ashley from Bus Company and were contemplating whether to go take a picture with them. Heh. But we didn't lah. So memalukan. And we saw Jane from Free To Fall. We were jakun-ing cause everyone there was speaking English. Not a single Chinese word could be heard. HAH. (I WANNA MOVE TO KL!) So then we finally went in.


The Concert Was Awesome. Jason Mraz Is Fantastic. I loved it when he sang The Remedy and Wonderwall by Oasis. And when he sang I'm Yours and Three Little Birds by Bob Marley. Ah, damn. I wanna go again.

The concert would've been perfect if it weren't for this Stupid Indonesian Girl. Bloody hell. I kept cursing. Fecking Idiot. But forget her. I love Toca!! The concert ended around 9.50pm. Pretty early ah..but still it was worth every ringgit.


So we were waiting for my bro when he smsed me saying 'Hitz.fm fugitive is at the stadium. Go randomly ask people if they are the fugitive. Got rm4.5k man'

So we went up and started looking for suspiciously looking people (cause my bro asked me to look around for anyone suspicious) -.- everyone looked pretty normal. LOL. We saw Rudy! And he was with a group of people then he said 'I am the fugitive!' and we were like real or not wor?? Then more and more people were looking for the fugitive and this indian guy came and ask me.

Him : Can i ask you a question?
Me : No.
Him : Why?! You haven't listen to my question yet.
Me : I know your question already.
Him : Whats my question?
Me : Are you the hitz.fm fugitive?
Him : So are you?
Me : No.
Him : Are you? (asking my sis)
Sis : No.

LOL. Then this old uncle came and he was like "NONO I also looking for him!"


So we were standing there and i heard this group of people pointing to a guy saying "i think he found him alredy lah." So we stood there staring at the guy then suddenly someone shouted "You have just won RM4,500!" and we were all like AWW MAN! We actually saw the fugitive but we didn't ask him cause he didn't look suspicious. I was kinda looking for Indians (whats with me and indians? lol.) cause it kinda seems like the fugitive would be Indian (i dont mean anything by that! just, radio people not usually indian one meh?)


Ah damn. 4.5k gone like that. Bloody hell.

It was fun though. Eh fugitive! Come JB leh! I want money money money.

On the way home to my brother's house, we witnessed a car accident. OH MY GOODNESS. I honestly thought i was going to die. I have never seen an accident happen before. The car swerved and turned and if my brother didn't stop we would've collided with the car and i wouldn't be here blogging. That seriously left me in shock. But its all good. I think the guy in the car was alright cause i saw him moving and getting out of the car.


So, went home the next day. No annoying Indians speaking in Tamil- no scratch that. No annoying Indians shouting in Tamil. Uh-huh. All in all, it was great.

Except i could've been 4.5k richer. Damn it. SO CLOSE!!



Heres a video, not taken by me cause my camera sucks ass. Credits to suwensan.
(my favorite part!)

Funny thing...not

I dug through garbage today. The lady found my retainers- in the garbage -and my oh-so-Dear Friends were laughing their asses off. So were the entire McDonald staff. Thank You Lady! Ah, well.


I spent so long in the damn bathroom and brushed my retainers and rinsed it with Listerine countless times and i still couldn't put it in my mouth. When i finally did, i almost vomited. Downed 2 glasses of water and drank everything i could. (bleagh, can't get the image of the dustbin out of my mind!)

you're so sexyy

Don't come and tell me i was stupid, that i could've made new ones and left that alone because those damn plastics will cost me 300 bucks. Since when was plastic so expensive? Bleh.




Someone told Someone about Me putting up my Mom's puffed-up lips photo. LOL.




Sports day tomorrow. I shall remember to bring my huge umbrella. (kidding, kidding) the small one will do. Who will win? Now, That Is The Question.



When i say Mi, you say chael,
Mi...Chael
Mi...Chael

Oh ya oh ya, Puan Usha was so funny. She was like, X-A-V-I-E-R, Michael!! And we Yay-ed. Then, P-A-T-R-I-C-K, Michael!! And we Yay-ed again.

And i shall be missing Coldplay...again.


I say Good, you say Night,
Good...Night
Good...Night

Killer Karma

Tadah. Watch. Its so...impossible to be just a coincidence loh.


I have no idea why, i'm listening to For You I Will. Bleargh. I hate feeling nostalgic. So mengada. (what's mengada in English?) (annoying?) And the stupid computer. I ain't doing my homework. XP And OMG! Seven Days Without You is so Nice!!!


Everything is so pointless.



It's now 11.10pm. I started this post at 9.12pm.


Ohkay, i just did my Accounts homework. I've never cursed so much when doing homework before. Stupid numbers. I kept writing down the wrong number and wasted so much correction tape. I dreamt of add maths a few nights ago. And Accounts. Bloody hell. UPOI, i know. (useless piece of information)


I like country music and oldies! XDD nanana
What do you get when you fall in love..


Michael Castro is out. T.T Stupid American Idol. He's one of Those guys that everyone wants to see but, they don't show him at all then all of a sudden he's out. Bleh. But bother. He's kind of almost famous already. So bother! Go Youtube! TheMichaelCastro. LOL. We can cheer for him.

2, 4, 6, 8 who do we appreciate..yeahhh Michael Castro!!!

-.-

Michael, don't perasan. XD


St. Michael later get sued for plagiarism. Run Michael Run. -.-

Kidding, kidding.




My whole blog is a whole big UPOI. Ah, well.
I shall go dream about Add Maths and Accounts now. Goodnight.

Drama Mama

Ah, too much drama going on for me to not blog. XD Can't resist the drama.


The Grammy's was awesome! Radiohead! Coldplay!

Ah, and as usual, Miley sucked. So did the Jonas Brothers. But i pity Taylor Swift. She should've like gathered her fans and get them to throw phones at Joe. I would gladly do it. Poor her.

Anyway, more drama. Er, apparently Chris Brown hit Rihanna with an umbrella ella ella eh eh cannot cannot. That's what she said. Ah, poor Rihanna. Eventhough i hate her, i hate Chris Brown even more. I'm such a hater.

My sister and i were talking bout how she was going to go for the concert in KL with a black eye and all. Such evil people do exist. XP She postponed her concert though. Poor girl, and just 5 days before Valentine's day; and before the people of Malaysia get to see her.


Oh oh and and, Coldplay is going to Singapore! Aww yeah. But now i'm starting to not like Coldplay. With all the plagiarism nonsense. Why oh why must they steal songs?! Ngada fellas. I'll still go anyway. XD if i can afford the tickets lah. Hopefully i can. Heh.


What else, what else. Foob was just in Singapore. Bother them. Jason Mraz! He's coming. Muahahhaha. OH! Jason Mraz was SO FREAKING CUTE at the Grammy's!! He so should leave his beard like that. Leave it like that when you go to KL! I wanted to put a picture but my computer is so bloody laggy i can't move anywhere. So go away. ---



I just realised how bimbotic i sound. Whatever. Maybe deep down inside, way way deep down inside, i am born a dumbass. Maybe. Just maybe. (i know what Shereena's answer to this will be)


And, Sunburst sucks. Stupid NERDS. Pfft.



My dad is a very random person. My mum is a very weird person. Solves the mystery of where i got my personality from. Hmm.




I think that's all i gotta say. I haven't touched my homework. XD stupid computer.













Oh, one more thing.
Miley and the Jonas Brothers sucks roosters that don't lay eggs. XD

Champagne from a paper cup

There's nothing worse than Chinese New Year and a kitchen full of cookies and cakes and bakuas(?).


I am growing fatter by the second. By the time we go to school, i'll be a cow; with spots and all.


But other than that, i kinda like Chinese New Year. Eating like there's no tomorrow, drinking champagne(though not from a paper cup), drinking jolly shandy, playing fireworks and most importantly, angpaos. XD

Nah, i'm joking. Most importantly, Family. Meeting all my relatives. Though, i don't know what to call most of them so i just smile and wave..and say Gong Hei Fatt Choi. Then i get the angpao. hehehe.




I'm getting a sore throat damn it.


Gong Xi Fa Cai, everyone. Now give me my angpao!! juust kidding XD

Teh Pwnerer

I just visited Berklee College Of Music. XD

And Los Angeles, Australia, Gaza, England and Paris. Oh and Forks. Hehe.

On Google Maps. -.- Nice thing to do when you're bored. Lol. I was trying to search for Berklee (i just killed a mosquito! Muahaha)


Me : Mummy, Boston is in Massachusetts right. Where's Massachusetts ah?
Mum : Er, dono leh. Eh, i know, it's in US.
Me : Oh really ah? I didn't know that.


Then,


Me : Eh mummy, i'm in Paris now, where's the Eiffel Tower ah?
Mum : It's in Italy lah.
Me : Wow, you are a great help.


And to think my mum said she was good in Geography. Eiffel Tower in Italy. LOL. I told my mum i wanted to go to Berklee one day. Or the University of Massachusetts or MIT (HAH). I don't know why i like Massachusetts. Maybe its the word and the spelling. Anyway, all just a pipe dream.

I wanna go Manchester!! And Birmingham. Haih.




Oh, i think St. Amanda can work. XD

So we've got me, Manda, Manda, Manda, Manda, and Nicole Amanda. LOL

There's 4 form 4s, 2 form 3s and...yea. (any in f2s and f1s ah?)

Manda Ong shall cheer(lead) (she has no one to lead though), Manda Chong shall march, the other Manda and Nicole Amanda can run, the Other Manda can go for the acara padangs, and i can sit on the grand stand and cheer!! Hehe. Shereena can join cause 'na' rhymes with 'da'. Pretty close. She shall run also.

Chi can join. If she makes her Christian name Amanda. Hehe. Amanda Chi. Very nice leh. Anyone else named Amanda?




Ah bother. Fo Fame.


LOL. Today when Fichael practice was over, Shereena and i started singing Fefyfhere Fe Fo. And Sara joined in. Lol. So much nicer loh.

Fay Fo-o Fay Fo-o Fay-ay Fay-ay Fo-o Fo-o FICHAELS!

OH i just realised Feresa sounds like Freezer. HAHAHA. Fichaels sound the nicest. Favier. Fatrick. LOL FAT Trick!

I'm Frapping. (sounds like fapping)(err)(hookay)














Fye. Fy Fum Fis Folding Fe. FoodFight (LOL)